{"id":3318,"date":"2005-06-01T14:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-01T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-03-27T21:36:08","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T02:36:08","slug":"lightning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/2005\/06\/01\/lightning\/","title":{"rendered":"Lightning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My morning alarm was a lightning strike.  3AM, and the rain was rattling the metal roof and both Mary Ann and I were shaken out of a deep sleep.  &#8220;Henry &#8230; is the Jeep?&#8221;  I already had that same thought.  &#8220;It&#8217;s already too late.&#8221;  I wasn&#8217;t about to run out into a raging thunderstorm to put in the driver&#8217;s side window.  It was probably already drenched.  What would be the point?<\/p>\n<p>Mary Ann was quiet for ten seconds, and then began struggling with the covers.  I shoved them back over her.  &#8220;You stay put.&#8221;  Okay, lightning strikes or not.  I had to do this.<\/p>\n<p>I found my sandals.  I&#8217;d risk the lightning, but not walking on the gravel in my bare feet.  On the back porch, Patches, our elderly dog joined me.  We went out into the rain and I rushed to extract the upper door from the back seat and slip it into it&#8217;s sockets.  It went quickly, but I was soaked.  I went back inside, but Patches, who has always been frightened of loud noises, lightning particularly, didn&#8217;t follow me in.  Oh, well.  The back porch was protected enough, and I was wet and cold and didn&#8217;t feel like coaxing a wet smelly dog in if he didn&#8217;t feel like it.  A couple of minutes later I was dried off and back in bed, if a bit chilly.<\/p>\n<p>And I couldn&#8217;t get back to sleep, and I needed the rest.  I had an appointment early in the morning all the way across Austin to get the aged and ragged ( and very wet) soft top on my Jeep Wrangler replaced.  I kept my eyes closed and my body still.  That&#8217;s one of Mary Ann&#8217;s suggestions.  Pretend you&#8217;re asleep and maybe you will be.<\/p>\n<p>But instead, I began blocking out this blog entry.<\/p>\n<p>Scratch.  Scratch.  Oh, the tell tale sounds of a dog scratching at the door to be let in.  But there were only a couple of them.  Patches has been known to be very persistent when he want&#8217;s in.  I had to replace the back door metal doorknob because it had been dented and mangled by one of his previous attempts to get indoors.<\/p>\n<p>A moment later Mary Ann whispered, &#8220;Is Patches in the house?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;He was on the back porch.&#8221;<br \/>She got up and opened the door from the bedroom to the back porch.  &#8220;Patches!  Patches!&#8221;  But he had found alternative shelter, and wasn&#8217;t coming.<\/p>\n<p>But of course, now Mary Ann was wide awake, so she went into her office.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I dozed off, but shortly, there was a click, and the door opened.  Patches had found a weakness in the door latch and opened it.  He does that a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Dawn.  Mary Ann had come back to bed sometime while I was asleep.  I rushed to take care of the minor chores before I could leave &#8212; get the trash out, take my morning pills.<\/p>\n<p>Patches was asleep in Mary Ann&#8217;s office, wrapped in a towel.  Ah, the dog&#8217;s life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My morning alarm was a lightning strike. 3AM, and the rain was rattling the metal roof and both Mary Ann and I were shaken out of a deep sleep. &#8220;Henry &#8230; is the Jeep?&#8221; I already had that same thought. &#8220;It&#8217;s already too late.&#8221; I wasn&#8217;t about to run out into a raging thunderstorm to&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/2005\/06\/01\/lightning\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Lightning<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[392,425],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4t90x-Rw","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3318"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3319,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318\/revisions\/3319"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}