{"id":3022,"date":"2006-11-11T02:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-11T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-03-27T21:31:39","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T02:31:39","slug":"canoe-didnt-fit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/2006\/11\/11\/canoe-didnt-fit\/","title":{"rendered":"The Canoe Didn&#8217;t Fit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the activities at the Rio Grande Valley Birding Festival are for Mary Ann.  She goes off to see the birds and I stay home in the RV and work.  But today, I came along.  The event of the morning was a canoe trip down the Rio Grande at the Santa Ana NWR.  We&#8217;ve taken canoe trips together before and she knew she&#8217;d have a better chance to take pictures with me doing the driving.<\/p>\n<p>There were 14 of us, including the Refuge guide, the two Festival guides, two reporters and us ordinary people.  We dropped off upstream for a 2 and a half hour tour.  Mary Ann and I claimed a two-seater and started out.  I took the back seat so I could do most of the rowing and steering.<\/p>\n<p>It was a nice trip.  They were identifying birds right and left ( there were about 50 species in the final talley) and Mary Ann took photos of the group, and maybe a few bird photos.  She did not bring the monster lenses; just a general purpose one, inside a water-proof bag.<\/p>\n<p>It worked well, except for one thing.  I could never fit in the rear seat.  I kept sliding out of the comfort-contour bench.  I kept juggling my feet, bending my legs and hopping back up on the seat.  It wasn&#8217;t horrible, but after two or three hours of that, my legs were cramped and useless.  When we reached the unloading dock, and I dragged myself out of the canoe, I was unable to stand up.  The reporter with more cameras and lenses than even Mary Ann helped me up.  Once standing, I could move, but now, eight hours later and well dosed with Aleve, my knees are still sore.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got to figure this out.  I&#8217;m not about to give up canoeing.  Was it just that one canoe, or have I grown &#8230; incompatible?  Once we get home, I&#8217;ll have to do some more canoeing around the pond and see.  If so, maybe I&#8217;ll try kayaks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most of the activities at the Rio Grande Valley Birding Festival are for Mary Ann. She goes off to see the birds and I stay home in the RV and work. But today, I came along. The event of the morning was a canoe trip down the Rio Grande at the Santa Ana NWR. We&#8217;ve&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/2006\/11\/11\/canoe-didnt-fit\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Canoe Didn&#8217;t Fit<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4t90x-MK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3022"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3022\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3023,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3022\/revisions\/3023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}