{"id":1886,"date":"2011-10-24T16:21:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-24T21:21:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-03-27T21:18:31","modified_gmt":"2020-03-28T02:18:31","slug":"superlatives-at-restaurants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/2011\/10\/24\/superlatives-at-restaurants\/","title":{"rendered":"Superlatives at Restaurants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Several times in the last few months, I&#8217;ve been at a mid-range restaurant. &nbsp;The food is good but not outlandishly expensive. &nbsp;The wait-person has done their job, provided the drinks and food with reasonable promptness.<\/p>\n<p>And then a greeter wanders through the room, stopping for a brief visit at each table. &nbsp;&#8220;Is the food wonderful?&#8221; &nbsp;&#8220;Are you having an outstanding time?&#8221; &nbsp;&#8220;Is your steak cooked perfectly?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I feel like this is a new trend, and one I don&#8217;t care for. &nbsp;I have a life-long sales resistance, as do many other people. &nbsp;I do not like to be put in such a position. &nbsp;If I agree, to be polite, I am allowing the vendor to put a superlative description in my mouth. &nbsp;If I disagree, then I feel like I&#8217;ll have to immediately complain about some food that is honestly adequate. &nbsp;So, I am left in frustrated silence. &nbsp;Usually, someone else in my dinner party says the appropriate words and the greeter moves on her way. &nbsp;But I&#8217;m left with a bad feeling.<\/p>\n<p>I guess it&#8217;s time to construct a quick come-back. &nbsp;Some phrase I can whip out at an instant when this happens again. &nbsp;Something like, &#8220;It was perfectly adequate.&#8221; &nbsp;Perhaps with a smile, letting them know that I&#8217;m aware they&#8217;ve been coached to feed me that line.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, it&#8217;s probably just one of my quirks. &nbsp;I have many. &nbsp;I&#8217;m just glad I have a blog where I can vent in a relatively conflict-free environment.<\/p>\n<p>Have a spectacular day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Several times in the last few months, I&#8217;ve been at a mid-range restaurant. &nbsp;The food is good but not outlandishly expensive. &nbsp;The wait-person has done their job, provided the drinks and food with reasonable promptness. And then a greeter wanders through the room, stopping for a brief visit at each table. &nbsp;&#8220;Is the food wonderful?&#8221;&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/2011\/10\/24\/superlatives-at-restaurants\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Superlatives at Restaurants<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,142,143],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4t90x-uq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1886"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1887,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1886\/revisions\/1887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/henrymelton.net\/2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}